- Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Pedro Pérez.
...- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...
// Saludos