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marcoszorrilla 03-11-2006 18:39:14

Dou you speak english?
 
Cita:

George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice. A meeting…
Read on.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Tell me all about it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China.
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U. N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George. No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George. No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U. N.
Nothing to add.

D-MO 03-11-2006 20:17:11

Yies, yo lo speko:D

Ñuño Martínez 04-11-2006 23:10:56

Esta versión es mejor que la de Abott y Costello, lo que demuestra que la realidad supera siempre a la ficción :D


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