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roman 10-02-2011 22:31:34

Cursos de inglés: historia
 
Teacher: Can you tell me the name of 3 Kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?

Student: Smo-king, Drin-king & Fuc-king!

// Saludos

ecfisa 11-02-2011 11:36:25

¡¡¡¡ ON ALL THE LATEST !!!! :p

Un saludo.

marcoszorrilla 11-02-2011 23:10:41

Cita:

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
Un Saludo.

marcoszorrilla 11-02-2011 23:14:27

Cita:

- Nine and ten don't exist anymore.
- Why?
- Because seven ate nine and ten.
Un Saludo.

ecfisa 14-02-2011 18:43:11

Cita:

Empezado por marcoszorrilla (Mensaje 390750)
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

Student: 1
Teacher: 0

:D:D:D

Un saludo.

fjcg02 15-02-2011 12:42:53

Es esta la academia de inglés ??
if, if, between, between.


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