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10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

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13. People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

24. Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.

27. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

28. C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run